Some think Intresting
A chicken is an egg’s way of producing more eggs.
A man with one watch knows what time it is.
A man with two watches is never quite sure.
Above all else — sky.
An apple a day makes 365 apples a year.
“There is no spoon.”
“I think not,” said Descartes, and promptly disappeared.
“Mr. Worf, scan that ship.” “Aye Captain. 300 dpi?”
“God is dead.” - Nietzsche.
“Nietzsche is dead.” - God.
“OS/2 is the operating system of the ’90s” - Bill Gates
“Ummm, Trouble with grammar have I! Yes!” -Yoda-
#define QUESTION ((bb) || !(bb)) - Shakespeare.
… All the world’s a stage, and I missed rehearsal.
… Clinton Economics: If 1+2=3 then 4+5=6.
…and on the seventh day, He exited from append mode.
bash: .signature: file not found.
…I’m sorry, Reality is not in service at this time.
…put knot yore trust inn spel chequers.
10 out of 5 doctors feel it’s OK to be schizo!
10.0 times 0.1 is hardly ever 1.0.
1st Law of Thermodynamics: Go to class!!
2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
43 of all statistics are worthless.
640K ought to be enough for anybody. - Bill Gates, 1981
90 of everything is crud. The remainder is outright sh-t.
A belly button is for salt when you eat celery in bed.
A chicken is an egg’s way of producing more eggs.
A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
A day for firm decisions!!!!! Or is it?
A friend: someone who likes you even after they know you.
A harp is a nude piano.
A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.
A mainframe: The biggest PC peripheral available.
A man needs a good memory after he has lied.
A mind is a terrible thing to … er … hmmmm?
A neat desk is a sign of a sick mind.
A pessimist is never disappointed.
A program without bugs is obsolete.
A seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago.
A Shower is the halfway point between Bed and World.
A yer ago I kudnt spel progremr now I are won.
After all is said and done, usually more is said.
AIBOHPHOBIA - the fear of palindromes.
Air conditioned environment - Do not open Windows.
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